Naughty Soap – Polish the North Pole!
Naughty Never Felt So Nice!
Someone made the top of your naughty list, and it is time to give him exactly what he deserves. Naughty Soap is the holiday novelty that rewards his bad behavior each time he showers. Give him a gift that says, “You’ve been a naughty boy,” and He will be excited to clean his act up time and again.
Naughty Soap is the festive gag gift for men as a way to make him blush before rushing to clean his chimney. Best Christmas gift ever! Slip him some Naughty Soap as a sexy stocking stuffer or leave it as a steamy surprise under the tree.
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HE’LL BE HAPPY TO BE ON YOUR NAUGHTY LIST – Did he make your Naughty List this year? Dirty deeds deserve a stocking full of Naughty Soap. He will be thanking you for setting him straight each time he cleans up his … act.
AN ELF’S JOB IS NEVER DONE – It is no secret that Christmas is a hard night for Santa, but you’ll’t keep a good elf down. Naughty Soap gets him excited to start tinkering with his tool as soon as he gets home.
POLISH THE NORTH POLE ‘TIL IT SHINES – Santa can’t stop gushing about how much Mrs. Claus loves a sparkling pole. He recommends working yours into a lather with this fragranced circle soap until it twinkles too!
JOLLIES ALL AROUND – It is crucial that each dirty chimney gets a proper holiday cleaning, so this wiener cleaner is ONE SIZE FITS MOST. The inner circle measures about 1 ½ inches in diameter.
FUNNY HOLIDAY SOAP FOR MEN – Not only is this funny dick soap a hilarious, naughty stocking stuffer for men, but It is the very best gag gift for a white elephant or Secret Santa gift exchange for adults.